= Instructions =
Remember: Click on TV to read instructions again

The Rules are simple:
  • Find the three kittens hiding
  • Avoid the zombies
  • Win and be rewarded with a Chuck Norris-joke
  • Zombies can't share a space, they smell awful
  • If the player moves, zombies can't, the D10 decides
  • Equally, if zombies move, the player can't. Even Steven.
  • Zombies can't decide where to go if the distance is equal
  • ...unless it's alone, which will make it enrage
  • If both zombies are dead, movement roll is always 10
  • Click arrows to move, or use the arrow-keys on keyboard
  • Click on the information headline to restart game
  • Click the information text to see current stats
  • Click any tile to read description and see an image
  • The dice isn't always a dice
  • The bat is a prop
  • Props works best on TV
  • Spacebar is diceroll when using keyboard, in battle
  • Click the information text when you win to get the joke
NOW GO GET THOSE KITTENS!